Plavaya’s Contract with the Devils

That the undersigned might provide services to the Lord Asmodeus, Chief Administrative Archdevil of the Nine Hells of Baator, this contract is legally and eternally binding.

The undersigned is henceforth to maintain guardianship of one (1) Small Greater Demonic Artifact (SGDA), as categorized by the Bureau of Taxonomy and Appraisal, and shall protect it from any interlopers or demonic representatives as long as the undersigned exists on the Medial Material Plane (MMP), or until released by the Chief Administrative Archdevil or one of his representatives, made possible only through a Contract of Absolution from a Previous Contract (CAPC), type ii-a. The undersigned is to utilize all means at her disposal to remain in obscurity and to guard the SGDA, using whatever force is deemed necessary by the undersigned. Under no circumstances is the undersigned to attempt to provoke, invoke, commune, nurture, sell, violate, ruin or eat the SGDA, or allow others to do so. The undersigned is allowed to enlist other  non-undersigned individuals, provided preapproval from the Junior Mediating Official of Petty Affairs with Potential Significance on the Medial Material Plane (JMOPAPSMMP).

A JMOPAPSMMP will be provided by the Bureau of Intraplanar Activities within four (4) to seven (7) planar cycles. The JMOPAPSMMP will primarily be the liaison for any concerns or questions on the part of the undersigned. Every two (2) to three (3) planar cycles, the JMOPAPSMMP will be present for a minor consultation on the MMP. Any concerns or questions should be directed  toward the JMOPAPSMMP during this consultation.

In return for the service as detailed above, the undersigned’s soul will be recommended for purchase upon arrival to Sigil for the Great Exchange. The Department of Ensured Souls will negotiate with all interested parties, including representatives of the Abyss, to redeem the undersigned’s soul for service in the Nine Hells of Baator. Upon redemption, the undersigned will be recommended to the Committee for Advanced Initial Placement for a position as a Spined Knight of the Nine Hells of Baator.

Upon forfeiture of this contract, the undersigned will be pursued and captured, flayed and tortured until the undersigned’s mortal body breaks. The undersigned’s soul will then be redeemed in Sigil as detailed above, but will forever serve in the Harrowed Pits of Noncompliance with no possibility of parole or promotion.

Plavaya (signed)

The Undersigned

Razaloth (signed)

Junior Mediating Officer of Petty Affairs with Possible Significance on the Medial Material Plane

Vizinoth (signed)

Certified Contractual Notary